Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

trumpbacked whale

A loud and obnoxious Trump loyalist who perpetuates his lies and rejects his criminal offenses.

Another trumpbacked whale is headed for prison.

by Tahobo March 23, 2024

whale blow

when a fat bitch blows you

damn you dating that thing?
yeah she gives the best head
you mean whale blow
yea that whale sure does blow

by wrinkled4skin February 3, 2026

Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.

Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm whale

(PART 2)

Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.

Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026