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Indiana University 

1. Noun- A school where students spend more time drinking than going to class. Regarded as the greatest party school that ever existed. Home of the Hoosiers, the most beloved sports team in the history of the world. Also home of The Little 500, the greatest party week in the country, where students stay up 7 days straight, don't go to class and collectivly drink more than most schools drink in a year. Known for their amazingly good looking females.

2. Adjective- Used to describe an amazing party where the girls are gorgeous, the alcohol flows like water and the good times roll.
1. I went to Indiana University and got shitfaced for 7 straight days,

2. This party was an Indiana University party
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Duke University 

Amazing school with top notch sports, academics, research facilities, and overall quality of student body. Rivals and even beats some Ivy League schools in terms of rankings. Most difficult to gain admission to and most prestigious university in North Carolina. Is sometimes known as "the Stanford of the East".
Duke University by CollegeReviewer January 23, 2020

Crawford University 

Crawford University can be defined as a school built, furnished and set up for the purpose of frustrating and depressing your life with rules that can make your life a living hell
Wow you look so crawfordy

Look at you all crawfordised

You attend Crawford University?...ohhhh
Crawford University by Furious bird November 25, 2021

Depauw University 

An all-female school in Greencastle, Indiana. Named as one of the top party schools in the nation. They are well known for losing to their rivals in every instance, Wallies (from Wabash College) and for swallowing.
John: Those women over at Depauw University sure are attractive!

Kyle: Dude, those are guys.

John: But I thought it was an all female school!

Kyle: No, but they do all swallow.
Depauw University by fhjdka October 14, 2011

Eastern Kentucky University 

One of the best universities for people who should not be in school. They could save time by skipping this step and going directly to work at McDonald's.
1. -"Did you go to college?"
-"No, I went to Eastern."

2. "Be careful driving by EKU with your windows down. I was driving in that area yesterday and an administrator threw a degree into my back seat."

Case Western Reserve University 

Case Western Reserve University is a Napoleon college. Though small and in general unknown outside those who have reasons to look at college rankings, Case also stands as a powerful school that finds itself on fertile ground for students with imagination, innovation, and motivation.
As stated by others, Cleveland and Case have room for improvement, as do all colleges. However, I dare say that Case prepares its students appropriately by forcing them into a sink-or-swim environment that replicates post-campus life. Case mimics reality, a world where opportunity isn't handed on a platter and where social outreach, intelligent growth, and personal motivation are an individual's responsibilities, not a governmental obligation. What looks like oppression to some students is to others an opportunity to be challenged and to mature. It is what college exists for.
If people wish to party and lead wild lifestyles, going to college is not the most time efficient or cost effective path to take. The 50k we spend per year will go far for traveling and living an eventful and exciting life. Perhaps some students who feel frustrated with Case might benefit from spending a year's tuition cost/time traveling and enjoying the world. Perhaps after such adventures students could then sit down at the table, pick back up the Case hand they folded a year ago, and realize that for education, Case truly excels at what it sets out to do.
I admit that TV Guide, pre-planned entertainment is not Case's forte - though I do know most Case students still somehow form lasting social networks and many wonderful friends. Case borders along a blatantly obvious poverty zone - but amidst the same streets shine not only countless cultural experiences but also many areas of need for those students who feel positive actions speak louder than empty complaints. Case requires its students to make sacrifices to reach the goals they seek to attain - but those who give what it takes succeed in their careers and accomplish their ambitions.
Napoleon was no great sight in foreign lands to the native peoples who expected a tall and daunting military commander - but those who were aware of who Napoleon was recognized him as a strong, pragmatic commander, the leader of France. In the same manner Case will be a disappointment to students who apply without thinking about what enrollment here will put before them. For students who are aware of what Case has to offer, there is no better educational opportunity in the country.
Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune. ~ Nicholas Ling

The University of Adelaide 

Adelaide University is the 3rd preferred university in Adelaide, Australia. It is the best University nowhere, being everyones thirds preference after Flinders and UniSA. On any given day, It is either full of asians or noobs and sometimes both. The worst Toilet facilities in Adelaide are provided here.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is inferior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.
Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be really dumb.