Shut it, turd!

Expression used to keep a bitch in line, or at least on a short leash. It is quite effective in asserting one's supreme authority, essentially conveying to the recipient of such a disparaging remark, to pipe down. But the true punch comes with the name calling, for there is nothing more denigrating than to be referred to as a cut of fecal matter. Indeed, the "turd", upon being devastated with such a blunt, scathing put-down, will have no other choice but to "shut it".

There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.

**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
To-be-victimized-turd: "Did you guys catch the latest episode of NOVA?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"

To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"

The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"

"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
by DSH31 July 05, 2006
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Goat Turd

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.
by Pest March 11, 2018
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g-turd

A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.
I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.
by covfrrider August 10, 2009
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turd flirting

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?
Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
by Moose-balls January 29, 2017
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Zebra Turds

When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.
Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?

lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
by xjayxpridex420 February 21, 2010
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Turd Wheel

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.
I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.
by Ekimzeni March 16, 2018
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Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk
That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle
by Mamo December 01, 2019
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