Expression used to keep a bitch in line, or at least on a short leash. It is quite effective in asserting one's supreme authority, essentially conveying to the recipient of such a disparaging remark, to pipe down. But the true punch comes with the name calling, for there is nothing more denigrating than to be referred to as a cut of fecal matter. Indeed, the "turd", upon being devastated with such a blunt, scathing put-down, will have no other choice but to "shut it".
There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.
**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
There is no other expression that is as insulting and psychologically damaging as this one. Perhaps a close second is "Bitch, please!" if delivered properly.
**Note: The expression, when used by a female on a male, packs the most punch.
To-be-victimized-turd: "Did you guys catch the latest episode of NOVA?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"
"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
To-be-victimized-turd: "Gee whiz guys, why do you keep insulting me?"
Turd's master: "Shut it, turd!"
The CEO of the multi-billion dollar firm called his bitches into his office for a scolding. When one of the bitches interjected, the big cheese replied "shut it, turd!"
"You know, if I may..."
"You may not..now shut it, turd!"
by DSH31 July 5, 2006
Get the Shut it, turd! mug.1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
Get the Turd gauntlet mug.a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.
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Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
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Get the turd searcher mug.When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.
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Get the teabag turd mug.When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.
Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
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