Titty Bongos

Where the traditional art form of bongo playing is replicated using a new medium... i.e. the woman's titty.

My DD partner and I received a standing ovation for our titty bongos version of the 1812 overture.

by The titty bongo maestro September 10, 2011

Turkey Titties

The pectorals of an over weight male that buldge to look like the breasts of a woman. These "titties" come from a diet that is over consisting of meats..or that of meat substances.

Can also be used to describe one who eats too much on thanksgiving

1. Damn nick...your turkey titties are bigger than my girlfriends actual tits.

2.Your turkey tits are so big that you could fill a C cup.

3. You gonna watch what you eat this thanksgiving turkey tits?

by Tony Morien December 16, 2005

orangutan tittys

when a girls tittys hang so low they bounce off there knees,
or when they have no tittys

That bitch gone have bruises on her knees from those orangutan tittys.

That bitch got orangutan tittys

by Peter Dragon December 30, 2007

Titties and beer

Replaces the old terms "awesome" or "great" in the world of paintball.

Keith looking at his new DM4:

"Damn, this gun shoots great, it's titties and beer."

by St.Amour April 18, 2004

witches titty

can be used to describe anything; also can be used as a substitution for any analogy

(the most common) It's as cold as a witches titty outside.

Whats up with gas prices?
Yeah it's high as a witches titty.

Ricky you throw like a girl, you couldn't hit the broadside of a witches titty.

Jake is fat as a witches titty.

by Tripp S September 30, 2008

Bitch Titties

Unbelieveable large man breasts, induced either by some sort of genetic disorder, or by excessive eating.

God, those were some bitch titties if I've ever seen any, that guy might as well kill himself now.

by TDAWG November 22, 2004

Titty-gram

a). Sending a message to a loved one by way of a scanner.
b). A unit of weight used to measure breasts in grams.
c). Billy Graham's nick-name for his wife.

Please see Dick-gram.

a). My fucking ex-boyfriend posted my titty-gram all over the net.
b). Sadly enough, my girlfriend offered only 5 titty-grams to the party.
Doctor! 10 Titty-grams-stat!
c). You must have seven titty-grams to get into heaven.

by Fallonn January 5, 2005