confloofy time

The act of a sick disturbed loser having sex with an animal, after being rejected by every single living woman.

person 1: Looks like he’ll be a virgin for life
person 2: Yeah, unless he he bas confloofy time

by Vaste June 14, 2023

Mimi time

You would say this when you think it’s time to go to sleep

Lily: I’m tired

Jayden: It’s mimi time for you

by jaydenlw August 3, 2023

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah.

Last time my name is Syafinaz Binte Zainal. But now call me Noor Arina Binte Zainal Hamzah

by syafinaz? October 10, 2023

Full-Time W

The art of being a W so often that it’s like you’re working full time on it.

Unlike Mikie, you are a full-time W.

or

You want to be a full-time W?

by Strong Beautiful Man November 4, 2023

NNN Time Incursion

A rare phenomena occuring just once a year on daylight savings time, a loophole like no other. Kang the Conqueror resets the clock to allow all his subjects unlimited nuts. Blessed with bioluminescent balls, an exception to the formidable NNN trial is made just one night a year. Blow as many loads as you like without the consequence of failure, deflate those balls gentlemen.

"My balls are glowing...it's time" "He asked his parents if he could stay up past his bedtime for the NNN Time Incursion"
"On a clear and calm night in November it began to snow, without a trace of clouds or a hint of cold, it was the night of the 'incursion'.

by Noah Cuthbertson November 4, 2023

Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.

Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...

by Inglourious July 18, 2009