Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

Woker than thou

A term invented by Alysha to define privileged minorities at Ivy leagues who have a wokerior complex

That woker than thou bitch only wanted to talk to me when she figured I'm Hispanic

by dick dick dick dick August 13, 2021

Wetter than an otters pocket

When your girl see Theodore Roosevelt

"Girl I'm wetter than an otters pocket. I can stop thinking about big theo"

by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 21, 2021

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Marceline the Vampire Queen

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket

by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021

holier.than.james

A really cool Metallica account.

The girl who runs it is really cool.

hey, holier.than.james posted for once?!

by Thatoddone August 29, 2021

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021