Infinite Elixir Theory

The theory in a clash royale short that when one side has way too much elixir, the video must've been edited and is simply staged for content.

"Yooo look at this! Double sneaky golem in the pocket!"
"Infinite Elixir Theory"

by a random guy who exists? October 22, 2025

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

The Blackwell Theory

The source of the DoomTroopers mind bending abilities. An ancient being with the knowledge of everthing and everyone. Born out of a black hole, this humanoid is thought to be immortal.

The Blackwell Theory told me everything I needed to know.

by IDoomTrooper March 25, 2010

The Nancy Carballo Theory

The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)

"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"

by kanyelover69 December 13, 2022

Spin theory

There are 360 degrees of ways to get to get to stepping if you spin in a circle.

Oh, you don't like me? Have you heard of the the spin theory?

by Emalyn Nolon January 10, 2020

Shoop Theory

Want rat added into source? Shoop does! AI Dev? Shoop is!

New theory: anything shoopdawg makes is ai based and any project he makes he skids or fails the brand and exit scammed.

Shoop Theory venzaud.cc - ai based and exit scammed!

by sedley November 13, 2025

jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.

Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?

by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024