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5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.
Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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angel card

Your “V-card” or virginity
Amy: I want you to have my angel card, tonight’s the night.
Josh: Are you sure?
Amy: Positive.
by abby112824 December 1, 2018
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Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.
I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars
by LOUI-V October 21, 2018
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Marked Playing Cards

Marked Playing Cards are the deck of playing cards which have been marked with special invisible ink by a player who is preparing to cheat or a magician who is ready for making poker trick show. itis also be called marked cards, marked deck, cheating poker cards.

There are invisible ink marks on the reverse of each piece of playing cards or cut-out on their corners.

Different Marked Playing Cards need to be recognized with different luminous ink readers. Such as:
1. The back Marked Playing Cards can be detected by the infrared contact lenses or luminous ink glasses.
2. The barcode Marked Playing Cards need to be scanned by the poker camera scanner or poker analyzer.
3. The cut-out Marked Playing Cards can be read by naked eyes but the marks are so tiny that others are difficult to notice them.
4. The infrared Marked Playing Cards only can be checked by the special infrared playing cards scanning camera.
Using marked playing cards cheating at gambling games is considered a crime and therefore punished by law in some countries.
by Cardslenses October 31, 2018
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Cunt card

When you act like a cunt. But we all know you are a cunt anyways.
There goes erin pulling the cunt card.
I know man, but we knew this already right?!
by W8uknowit August 14, 2017
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The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
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Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.
Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!
by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019
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