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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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trash bed cuddles

a cuddling session that takes place in a dirty motel bed where prostitutes may have fornicated
Dylan: "This is trash bed cuddles."
Andrew: "That's called motel room cuddles.. bleh"
by uwu master October 17, 2018
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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kitten bed

A bed designed for kittens to nap in.
We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.
by Ritacca March 7, 2023
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Chill under the bed

A term used typically by gay people meaning rough gay sex with black men
Alex: "Hey Jamal want to chill under the bed with me."
Jamal: "Sure bro."
by fags&Jews April 23, 2022
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bed thread

Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
by voldermortsfunkylaugh July 6, 2023
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Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.
She is a bed body.
by anonymous June 8, 2024
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