Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.

I can't stop window shopping for a car!

by Endermaster August 2, 2016

Windows 8

A piece of shit OS released in 2012. At least it had better UEFI support than Windows 7.

I used Windows 8 before, I hated it. 8.1 kinda made it better.

by PhoneGuyYT June 20, 2025

window scratcher

Someone who is generally creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Can also be used as a verb: window scratching or scratching windows.

John has been staring at me all hour; he’s an absolute window scratcher.

by Plmokni May 8, 2019

Windows Server 2000

A server version of Windows 2000.

Windows Server 2000 is made by Microsoft.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows Me

A Windows OS released on September 14, 2000.

During it's first months, there wasn't as much hate against it, but then people started to hate on it.
Why? because it was unstable and buggy, and most importantly, rushed.
It's Devs rushed it because they wanted Windows 98 users to have new features while waiting for Windows XP, which released later on October 25, 2001, with XP receiving much praise.

It ended support on July 11, 2006.

at least be slightly grateful of it because it gave us Windows Movie Player, and it walked like great-grandma, but so Windows XP could run like the flash.

One day in 2003....
Loonixtard: grrrr fuck Windows Me
Timmy: what? I'm using Windows Me. ok you know what? I'll upgrade to Windows XP or Windows 2000 if I see one more person making fun of me using it-
Loonixtard: SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX SWITCH TO LINUX

Joey: Who remembers Windows Me-
Windows XP user: who uses Windows Me anymore?
Joey: but its only 2007-
Windows XP user: I know, but most people use XP, ok?

by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023

Window

The weakest thing in the entire fucking universe. Everyone in movies break it as if it was non-existent

John Wick: *jumps out of window
window: *gets fucking deleted

by OmegaNigglet September 4, 2019

The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up

A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.

by The window theory April 15, 2020