Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Shoe gaze

To sit in your basement and sniff your own farts and sometimes shit if you shart

Yo where’s Derek?

He’s down in the basement. Don’t go down there, he’s high doing a shoe gaze.

by King Kong crab cock January 22, 2022

Big Shoes / Ayex

A nice little fellow,,,hu tao main,,,funky fresh,,IDK HELP

“Oh shit it’s Big Shoes / Ayex”

“Oh frfr? Is he playing Hu tao?”

“No he’s crying?”

by xiao xiao March 2, 2022

sandy shoe

When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.

Your girlfriend spreads herself around like a sandy shoe

by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018

Shoe Carnival

A retail chain selling shoes.

Shoe Carnival is great.

by SPrice1980 April 20, 2022

ghost shoes

A pair of white shoes, sometimes with a placard bearing the name of the victim, placed where a pedestrian died. Memorial of the person who was fatally injured at that location.

Today, I saw a new pair of ghost shoes on a utility pole at the intersection where that pedestrian was killed last week.

by graybiker October 26, 2022

shoes

Things you put on your feet. It helps your feet not be so dirty and disgusting.

buying new shoes is so fun

by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018