penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010

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penis to cry on

When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.

To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.

When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.

Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.

Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.

John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

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sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

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Penis Pullers

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.

Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers

by RomeyPooh March 30, 2011

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penis mentality

When a person thinks like a "guy," but is not a guy. The "spread your seed" mentality and way of life that is usually unconventional, or even unacceptable. Usually an adopted lifestyle by a young woman.

"Like, omg, Paris Hilton has total penis mentality, she's dated everyone, not that she cares to remember them. Just another notch on her..."

by gtrav January 22, 2009

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