shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 02, 2018

Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 01, 2023

Door maggot

Someone displaying less than quality characteristics or going out of their way to be a dick.
Someone known for upsetting a Gary..

“See that guy on the news who robbed that old lady?”
“Yeah that guys a complete door maggot.

by Captn wizdom February 08, 2024

out door toilet

A shit house that you put outside

Steve put an out door toilet outside to keep the flies away

by J-Dizzle shit pants February 08, 2014

Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.

my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.

by Your a door knob September 16, 2017