Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Bacon

The result of intense piggy climaxes

Bacon is tasty

by Hello it is a Irish ☘️ someone December 16, 2019

Frozen Bacon

A sexual act of spreading butt checks and placing several scoops of various ice creams on someone’s anus, letting it melt a little, placing bacon pieces and eating it out of their booty.

Dude I was out with this Corie girl last night, she asked for a Frozen Bacon, that girls WILD.

by Scrubber69 May 4, 2021

Bacon

Heaven on earth

"Man I would love some bacon"

by Bacongoddes November 14, 2017

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017