that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

that's what she said

A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!

Person 2: That's what she said!

by ThatGuy#450127 April 23, 2010

That's Not It

"That's not it" commonly used as "Das not it" refers to someone or something being so irrelevant and unpopular that it or they become not it.

Being not it means that you and your comments are so irrelevant that no matter what you say after you cannot come back to "it" status for a good 30 minutes at least. Unless you so not it that it's impossible, this happens a lot as well.

The complete opposite of "Dassit!" Which means of great acceptance and pleasure. You either "it" or "not it".

Guy one: "Had 2 Big Macs with Gustavo for lunch while listening to the new 2 Chainz song, DASSIT!"

Guy two: "NO boo boo, that's not it...bye..."

Guy one: "whatever hater"

Guy two: "bye Felicia, you not it #ratchet #thursty".

by Vicamamanu13 May 20, 2014

That's what he wants

A variant of "That's what she said," created in Atlanta Georgia during the 2008 FIRST Event.

A: It's all hard and fluffy.
B: That's what he wants.

There are better examples.

by Jake Brown Estates April 21, 2008

That's Not Kosher

A phrase, interchangeable with 'that's pork', normally used in reaction to unpleasant conversation.

#1: Man, I just took the most epic shite of my life, it proper stunk up the place.

#2: Jesus dude, that's not kosher.

by Tiggerback June 20, 2010

that's what he didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.

Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D December 18, 2012

That's the tits

An expression used when something fortunate has happened

Person 1: I got the weed

Person 2: That's the tits

by charlie coleman March 31, 2009