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soviet russia 

A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.
"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"
soviet russia by deliverance April 24, 2003

soviet russia 

place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow
that soviet russia place sucks
soviet russia by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Russia's Gay

by Rucka Rucka Ali. A parody of the song "Whatcha Say" by Jason Derulo. Makes fun of Russia. Instead of a girl and Derulo singing, its a Russian and a Redneck from Gerogia instead the Redneck thinks they are invading Georgia the US state but they are really talking about the country Gerogia.
"Russia's Gay...and they all have aids"
Russia's Gay by Rabbi Peters December 19, 2009

russian thunder-uption 

the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).
wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption

Russian Amphitheatre 

A sexual act created by the homeland, otherwise known as mother Russia.
To begin the Russian Amphitheatre, the male puts his Russian cock into the females vagina.

While he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a Russian song, and proceeds to sing.

When the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. No mercy shall be given to the female, just as Stalin showed no mercy to his people.
When I heard that there was going to be a performance at the Russian amphitheatre, I went to go see. What I did not expect to see performed at the Theatre was a Russian Amphitheatre.

I should have read the playbill.

mad russian 

that lady over there playing poker is definitely a mad russian since she lost in russian poker
mad russian by farting ass August 17, 2011