Sweet Potato Dick Casserole

When a married man has an uncircumcised penis and flirts with a co-worker. His wife’s friends then turn his uncircumcised penis, which resembles a sweet potato, into sweet potato dick casserole.

If he speaks to that book sorting bitch in Spanish then I will turn his dick into sweet potato dick casserole!

by Clitney October 16, 2018

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.

Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.

by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018

Rotten Potatoes

1.) Plural of Rotten Potato

2.) A group of Irish men over the age of 45 in a pub or bar

"The bar was filled with rotten potatoes."

by Dazz Doesn't Care January 19, 2019

Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

Social Potato

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!

Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.

by Social Potato April 25, 2019