on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

Real Green Moment

The moment at which something occurs that you were expecting to happen later

I didn’t know she was expecting; that was a real green moment

by Gibdobus November 7, 2023

Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 15, 2023

see / the real nayeon

the hottest person in the world. deadass.

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

by coolawesomenctzen123 March 18, 2021

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done

by Thot patrol August 23, 2017

The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60’s, featuring such artists as john lee hooker, muddy waters and howlin’ wolf.
Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it’s not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.

by jorge lagunes November 22, 2017

real estate contrarian

A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.

The rental market in Flint Michigan is so bad only a real estate contrarian could make money.

by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020