ninja bang

To have silent sexual intercourse on the floor with minimal clothes removal, as to avoid discovery of fornication. Usually done by people who still live with their folks or prudish friends.

Juan: yo, we gonna have to ninja bang today, mamacita, cuz my folks are in the next room

by gothaliciouswithcheeze February 13, 2014

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Playing Ninja

When two men go to one's house, and start jerking each other off

Hey, do you want to come over and start Playing Ninja.

by Bigmike6726 March 17, 2017

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or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021

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Bin Ninja

The ability to take out your neighbors bin without being seen,spotted or captured

How did you get the bin out without me hearing?
Are you a bin ninja or something?

by Mort702 August 18, 2019

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Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.

Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."

by TK37246 February 12, 2014

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