late night scroll

when you stay up watching netflix on your phone and then realize it’s 2:45 a.m. so you scroll through social media and realize you’re not tired at all so here you are posting on urban dictionary.

person one:dude i was up all night doing some late night scrolling.
person two: bro same

by vscogirl8197 August 11, 2019

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Credit Score Night

Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.

Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”

by GawkityGawk April 15, 2022

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M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.

Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

by mrkia August 05, 2020

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NBA night with the fam

When ur secretly checking out ur cousins Nice Big Ass (NBA) and need an excuse for your friends.

Henry: Boys let’s hang?
Jim: Sorry bois, it’s NBA night with the fam I can’t hang

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 03, 2021

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One night text

When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.

Ex.

You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?

Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person

by LSTxx13579 December 04, 2019

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