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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
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Black Friday

A world's consumerism day
Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism
by Sir. B December 2, 2019
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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
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funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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formal friday

when you wear a formal outfit on a quarantine Friday.Inspired by the Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon
I cant wait to dress up for formal friday!
by emsterem April 3, 2020
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Friday

1. Asian person, especially asian woman.
2. Opposite of Monday
Everybody loves Fridays.
That Friday's pussy was so tight.
TGIFs = Thank God I'm Fucking a Friday
Opposite of Mondays.
by Patrician Whitman September 12, 2014
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Fighting Friday

A day where everybody fight they opps/enemies or confront anyone. No Guns just hands and feet. No one can seriously get hurt to their death.
Any drama just fight it out on this fighting Friday.

Confront whoever you need to confront ; be bold it’s that day
by Fighting Friday February 3, 2023
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