camryn Olive

The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)

Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?

Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive

by Billian Lodeur July 29, 2021

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