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Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight
by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023
mugGet the juan noodlemug.

NOODLED

To be noodled means to be off your head on: E, Mdma, coke

When your are in the noodle stage your talking utter shit on drugs and don't have a clue what your talking about at this point of being fucked up no one is listening and everyone is literally ignoring you but you continue to talk for no reason, complete utter shite coming out of your mouth
"Haha ya off ya noodle you kid"
"Your absolutely noodled off ya tits"
"Am fucking noodled me"
"Newcastle"
by Got any valium m8? January 13, 2019
mugGet the NOODLEDmug.

Noodle

Lil cootie, 100% vanilla, loves head pats, a very cuddly and soft person but has a beast that can be unleashed within.

Very loveable, gives 100% of his love and cuddles to his loved one, is a noodle, smort and very very genuine and overall, an extremely sweet person with a kawaii face!

Don't let him outta your sights if you meet a Noodle.
Have you seen Noodle lately? He's looking cute as hell today!
by auxxie August 20, 2020
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Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole
I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds
by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021
mugGet the Noodle loafmug.

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..
person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!
by lomindsfp May 11, 2022
mugGet the napoleon nipple noodle sandwichmug.

tail noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy
by penis pasta January 8, 2022
mugGet the tail noodlesmug.

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