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Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.
"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"
by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008
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Noob

A person or gamer with the name George Pountney or Crasher929 who is extremely shit at rainbow and goes 3:7 in ranked. He also fingers his dogs and has extremely greasy hair and vapes
OMG, Look at that noob going 3/7 in ranked
by HSnowyy December 30, 2019
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luaske noob

luaske was cool, now its noob
by Luaske was cool May 12, 2018
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noob

a "noob" is very similar to a goon, wasteman or simply just a reject.

The last to be informed of motives, link ups etc and usually is a wanna be roadman but still lives with his mum.

Can be referred to as a neek because they think they know too much.

A basic tag-along.
"you're such a fucking noob brev"

"he's the noob of the mandem"

"nah allow it noobs are booky still yna"
by og bossman January 2, 2018
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noob

you
Person 1: hi, im john
You: hi, im a noob
by emptydeepvoid December 14, 2020
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noob

benjamins word that is denise reports him i will beat her up
only benjamin can say noob
fuck denise
by cøochi man February 15, 2022
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Global Noob News

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?
by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018
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