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Larkspur Middle School 

Larkspur middle school in Virginia Beach Virginia. It was supposed to be known as the most ghetto school in Virginia Beach but Bayside Middle has taken that spot. No longer a mini “gang run”
If your thinking of sending your child to larkspur and choose not to because it’s ghetto you have thought very wrong. The kids at Larkspur are all pussies and not about it. Everybody at larkspur is Bi or a lesbian and they all talk about eachother yet all still friends.

Larkspur Middle has horrible teachers and you will probably want to skip all your classes unless you’re one of the lucky ones with good teachers. If you are reading this and you are from Larkspur you have probably been cheated on, depressed, failing, fake to your friend, got beat up, dated the entire school, bi/lesbian/gay, smoked , had your friend take your boyfriend,got fingered, dated the hoe of Larkspur, or listen to nba young boy
You from Larkspur middle school ? You a pussy for sure

Weightman Middle School 

A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.
Hmmm let’s look at Urban Dictionary for my school
Urban Dictionary: Weightman Middle School- A school where almost everyone is failing. Idk y’all no one’s thriving but at least me and my friend gave birth to our blanket babies sheniqua the third and Karen in the hallway on pajama day. Karen’s gonna be a manager and Sheniqua the III is going to be the CEO of a new place called Bloomers 4 Boomers in New Hampshire. And even though we lost 43- 3 at a football game, we’re still better than john long. Periodt.

Fairview Middle School 

Fairview Middle School or FMS for short, is a shitshow of a school. If Osama Bin Laden blew up 10 buildings, this would be the outcome. It's a mic between girls who think that their are boys and super loud whales of people. And all the teachers suck ass other that that one hot teacher and the science teacher who I'm pretty sure is a perv. If you go there, where a diaper or else you will be ass raped around 10-12 times a day. If you vape, come here, all day students have to bask in fumes of mango vape and burnt sloth, and if you miss three homework assignments, you get finger fucked by the vice principal.
I'm going to kill myself because I go to Fairview Middle School

bridgewater raritan middle school 

Bridgewater Raritan Middle School is a school in New Jersey populated by a mostly old staff, evil lunch aids, a unpersonable, unopenminded, conservative principal, and many attention seeking, image obsessing students. The students mostly where Abercrombie, Vinyard Vines, Pink, Under Armer and Nike articles of clothing. The school is filled with multiple different demographics, like...

1. Richies: The spoiled brats in mostly what's none as the, "Crim area" Which ironically recently had stabbing by a 20 something year old to his two parents.

2. Ghetto kids: Kids who live in the Bradley Gardens/JFK area aka the ghetto of Bridgewater. The kids in this area mostly are or act like they are thugs besides the random spots of wealthy neighborhoods.

3. Populars: mostly consist of the cheerleaders, football players, lacrosse players, and baseball players. Popularity is also based off of students Instagram feed and amount of likes received.

4. The Chindians: chindian is the nickname for all the Bridgewater Raritan Asians, all of which are in orchestra and band, in all excellerated classes and are the future leaders of the world.
Person 1: Hey Asian kid. You go to Bridgewater Raritan Middle School right? right?

Person 2: Yeah my homework is overwhelming from all my E classes.

Person 1: Oh you most be a chindian, you do orchestra or bad too right?

john jay middle school 

The most spoiled, pathetic, disgusting, fake, trendfollowing school in the omniverse, ruled by drama and kids trying to be cool, every child gets whatever they want. Sports teams are pretty terrible but if you're on them you are automaticly popular. Fake relationships that last for 2 seconds pop up every week and are autistic. Cancerous shit like jeffy memes rule the school and there is a social hierarchy on Instagram and Snapchat, every student here should change their ways cuz their cancerous, except for me.
Yo that jjms school is fucked up fam.
YOU SEE THAT NEW JEFFY VIDEO ITS HOT AF IN JJMS RN
OH SHITT MY INSTAGRAM POST WAS SO ARTSY ALL OF JJMS LIKED IT
Bruh we have to survive 3 years of this john jay middle school hellhole.

ponus ridge middle school

Ponus has the most dirty ass bathroom while rodgers international is over there with white boys acting like they are good at sports let me name some Xx7jtacoxX Fakemossyirongollem dummas fatigue ponus look s like a trap house while rodgers lil stupid ass is the queens home
ponus ridge middle school = fakemossy fucking colton

North end middle school 

Let me tell ya about north end. It’s not even half bad ya niggas jus don’t know how to act like tf. Lemme tell ya hear 7th graders think they the shii especially red house like they go out with someone then he next day they dating someone else, blue house is dumb asf,got niggas jerkin themselves off and gold house is actually chill but that girl jaylee confused!!!! So yea that’s 7th grade