Mexican Master Key
A Crowbar or a coat hanger
Mexican Master Key by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010
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mexican fuck knuckles
When a large mexican man shoves his knuckles violently in the (mexican) females vagina, and spins his hand around counter clock wise, as if he were opening a jar of jelly. Then he takes his other hand, and opens up more space to then stick his penis in and masturbate. with both hands.
what the fuck is with these crazy boarder hoppers doing all these mexican fuck knuckles in gas stations.
mexican fuck knuckles by Fuckin' lol November 13, 2011
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Mexican Chili Pepper
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
Mexican Chili Pepper by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018
Mexican Star Wars
An act of homosexual behavior in which two men with erections put on glow-in-the-dark condoms and "fight" each other as if to imitate a lightsaber fight from the Star Wars series (sound effects may be added).
Mexican Star Wars by Zubulu April 13, 2010
Mexican Microwave
Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.
- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
Mexican Microwave by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013
Mexican Jumping Beans
When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.
Mexican Jumping Beans by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009