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Math

yo, did u do the math last night?
yeah it almost made me kill myself.
damn bro u alright?
nah
by shaysbay December 28, 2023
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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus
"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"
by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017
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Smoking Math

The process of substance abusing the subject of math.

The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
In highschool there were a lot of dealers for smoking math
by Kidinadinosuit September 22, 2022
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Math

math with quotations means meth, but less knowable, so you can snort it in the middle of math class, with no one knowing.
ay, Charles, let's go do "math" after school! I need my fix,
by kemeheme23 September 2, 2022
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Math

Noun: Misspelling of meth.
Noun: Shortened word for Mathematics
Man: i love math
Me: Math or Meth?
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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St math

This game where a penguin helps you learn math stuff, except there's a twist!! You ONLY get a couple tries before you're FORCED to restart your entire progress. It doesn't matter if you were one away from finishing a level, you still have to do the whole thing over. but its part of the reason I love penguins, and I like the nostalgic flash game art style.
"my teacher made me play St math. I had to play Black Ops' "
by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025
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