by CameronSmithsAGayCunt December 2, 2022
Get the Joint Rolling Machinemug. when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"
person two " sorry didn't mean to"
person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"
person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
person two " sorry didn't mean to"
person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"
person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
Get the machine gun bluesmug. You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019
Get the Machinmug. A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
by applejoe June 25, 2020
Get the Gumball Machinemug. The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.
The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.
by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013
Get the Slush Machinemug. A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.
by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020
Get the Washing Machinemug. by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
Get the Muscles, Men & Money Machinesmug.