When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.
by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025
Get the Washing Machine mug.A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
Get the orphan crushing machine mug.Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”
by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025
Get the Dirty machinations mug.I'm feeling good let's say
my emptiness has gone away
I just woke up today
eat my corny flakes for you
good morning, how's the weather dear?
my feelings are so clear
I just wanna be with you
doing what you do always
show me how to live
はんでおしたように
just a perfect life
まんまるまんまる
pleasure in every move we make
はんでおしたように
perfect every time
まんまるまんまる
まいかい
will you lead me straight to paradise?
will you feed me? everything is nice here
かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう
hold me, I'm a pale machine
life is just OK out here
anyone can see
I'm lonely, with my pale machine
eyes will run with tired tears
living like a dream
I'm born anew my fingers
push the buttons thoughts come through now
あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう
my emptiness has gone away
I just woke up today
eat my corny flakes for you
good morning, how's the weather dear?
my feelings are so clear
I just wanna be with you
doing what you do always
show me how to live
はんでおしたように
just a perfect life
まんまるまんまる
pleasure in every move we make
はんでおしたように
perfect every time
まんまるまんまる
まいかい
will you lead me straight to paradise?
will you feed me? everything is nice here
かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう
hold me, I'm a pale machine
life is just OK out here
anyone can see
I'm lonely, with my pale machine
eyes will run with tired tears
living like a dream
I'm born anew my fingers
push the buttons thoughts come through now
あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう
by PinsNo1Fan January 4, 2026
Get the Pale Machine mug.That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.
by Jeff storman January 14, 2025
Get the oven machine mug.his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
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testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!
by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025
Get the testicles powered by machine guns mug."mac machine" a term to describe a money access center otherwise known as ATM that are usually connected to your bank that allows you deposit or withdraw money from your account.
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