Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one
by Fireguy47 September 05, 2018
by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
by Gabraham November 29, 2016
To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
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