Machine Beast

Somebody who is way awesomer than a Beast

DUDE 1: Dude Mark Davis is a F'N Machine Beast!!!
DUDE 2: F*CK YEAH What a Machine Beast!!!

by Machine Beast November 24, 2009

The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Fog machine

A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."

*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh

by IAmKall December 10, 2022

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

Color Code And Operational Swisher Bachlut Calle dEidroch <The Country Of Japan's Cigarette Vending Machine>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Ghost in the Machine

An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.

by AbuEm July 10, 2023

Fighting Machine

The fighting machine (also known as a "Martian Tripod") is one of the fictional machines used by the Martians in H. G. Wells' 1898 classic science fiction novel The War of the Worlds. In the novel, it is a fast-moving three-legged walker reported to be 100 feet (30 meters) tall with multiple, whip-like tentacles used for grasping, and two lethal weapons: the Heat-Ray and a gun-like tube used for discharging canisters of a poisonous chemical black smoke that kills everything. It is the primary machine the Martians use when they invade Earth, along with the handling machine, the flying machine, and the embankment machine.

"its another one of those fighting machine's!-" *gets turned into human ash"

by Hukgaz June 30, 2024