Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Lick Me Dot

Lick But hole , my dude

oi can't lick me dot

by SloppBj January 8, 2020

Lick up line

Instead of a pick up line this goes straight to the bedroom

That lick up line turned me on

by Hsstwqfjy$zq5nm April 4, 2020

licking lexi

Licking lexi only stays on the tip. She is a very slobbery licker

She licked like a licking lexi

by Jack Arc April 12, 2020

lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

lick stick

An Australian term for icy-pole or ice Lolly

Oi while you’re at the tuck shop can you grab me a lick stick

by Jusso November 9, 2020