Used to describe a badass. sometimes know as Kev, Raney, The bandit, and Jesus . To be a "Kevin Raney" one must posses:a beard, abnormally large genitals,skol vodka, and the love of picking heavy ass shit up and dubstep.
A wild kevin may be approaching if you notice one of these signs:
•you hear
-wub wub wub
-45s clinging together
-screaming as if falling from sky
•you see
-chrome 20s
• you smell
- fruit roll up deodorant
If you encounter a wild " kevin Raney " do not approach . May be armed and dangerous .
•you hear
-wub wub wub
-45s clinging together
-screaming as if falling from sky
•you see
-chrome 20s
• you smell
- fruit roll up deodorant
If you encounter a wild " kevin Raney " do not approach . May be armed and dangerous .
by Bandit 420 yolo swag 666 February 06, 2014
Kevinism -
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019
A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing
by Banny heart May 13, 2015
They normally come from unactive neighborhoods and have cheese cocks. They also act like there good at stuff but honestly suck ass at everything
by Playboijonathan May 30, 2020
When you have a really bad problem but come up with a shitty excuse that you think is truly amazing.
by Darth_Shedinja December 15, 2017
A fat kid who plays football because he is fat. Probably good at playing video games and eating like a fat fuck. Loves to lift but it doesn't help because he is fat and he is probably a whitewashed indian
by ttfioq e9 October 22, 2020