A fat kid who plays football because he is fat. Probably good at playing video games and eating like a fat fuck. Loves to lift but it doesn't help because he is fat and he is probably a whitewashed indian
by ttfioq e9 October 22, 2020
Get the kevin thomasmug. A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing
by Banny heart May 14, 2015
Get the kevin easonmug. 
Used to describe a badass. sometimes know as Kev, Raney, The bandit, and Jesus . To be a "Kevin Raney" one must posses:a beard, abnormally large genitals,skol vodka, and the love of picking heavy ass shit up and dubstep.
A wild kevin may be approaching if you notice one of these signs:
•you hear
-wub wub wub
-45s clinging together
-screaming as if falling from sky
•you see
-chrome 20s
• you smell
- fruit roll up deodorant
If you encounter a wild " kevin Raney " do not approach . May be armed and dangerous .
•you hear
-wub wub wub
-45s clinging together
-screaming as if falling from sky
•you see
-chrome 20s
• you smell
- fruit roll up deodorant
If you encounter a wild " kevin Raney " do not approach . May be armed and dangerous .
by Bandit 420 yolo swag 666 February 6, 2014
Get the Kevin Raneymug. They normally come from unactive neighborhoods and have cheese cocks. They also act like there good at stuff but honestly suck ass at everything
by Playboijonathan May 30, 2020
Get the Kevin diazmug. The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
Get the Kevin Malonemug. When you have a really bad problem but come up with a shitty excuse that you think is truly amazing.
by Darth_Shedinja December 15, 2017
Get the kevin spacey thismug.