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Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.
by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020
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Jizz

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.
by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019
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jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.
by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017
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Jizz Boss

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry
by the guacamole man August 11, 2020
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Jizz canon

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022
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jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
by Nick Monico September 20, 2016
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Jizz

White sticky awesome succulent goo from pp
Oh daddy i just JIZZED all over you're beatuiful face
by WeinerSoBig.CUM November 11, 2022
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