Muckbarn jerk

Pretending to eat pussy with your fingers in a V and stroking your cock at the same time.

Gator was hitting the muckbarn jerk in front of the bitches last night.

by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025

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Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.

I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk

by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017

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jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023

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Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.

“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”

by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021

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