jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Dry Jerking

When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.

She was dry jerking me with her shoes still on so she could decide to run out the door.

by Lordofthefrat August 9, 2016

jerk de soleil

1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.

2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")

1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?

2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

Circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry. Not to be confused with circle jerk.

Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!

by TrickyPiggy January 8, 2019

Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 6, 2021

Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and you cum on a cute girl or guy in public

"Hey I got arrested doing a public jerk to my teacher"

by Person54 May 23, 2018

Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019