january 1

Rajmonda's birthday

Hey look today is the day a rat was born,its January 1😍

by Hahaclown October 16, 2019

Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

Just Jack January

Just Jack January aka Blue balls month

Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".

In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january

by marretheman July 15, 2019

January 23

This day is for the most basic bitches on this earth.

Hey when’s ur bday??

January 23 why *skskskksks*

by Bruhimabitch January 22, 2020

January 16, 2023

The day of January 16, 2023 was a day like any other, but of course the United States inhabitants celebrated Martin Luther King (MLK) Day.

"January 16, 2023 was MLK Day of 2023."

by Nigerian Fool IV January 16, 2023

No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.

"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"

by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020