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january 1

Rajmonda's birthday
Hey look today is the day a rat was born,its January 1😍
by Hahaclown October 16, 2019
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Just Jack January

Just Jack January aka Blue balls month

Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".

In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january
by marretheman July 15, 2019
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Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019
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January 23

This day is for the most basic bitches on this earth.
Hey when’s ur bday??

January 23 why *skskskksks*
by Bruhimabitch January 22, 2020
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Jump Nibba January

A parody of No Nut November and that one about December big nibbas use.
On the 1st, you jump one nibba, The second 2, and so on until the end of January.
Josh - Hey Aaron, are you doing No Nut November?
Aaron - Lmao, no I'm practicing for Jump Nibba January.
Josh - What's that?
Aaron - You'll see in January when I beat ur little nibba ass lmao.
by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018
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Just Jam-It In January

Where your fucking your girl and suddenly decide to just stick it in her ass.

Must at least accomplish this once in the month of January, to achieve Just Jam-It In Januaray.
RICK: She never let's me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry dude, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January!
by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018
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No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.
- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018
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