Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man

Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games

by Absolute legand November 22, 2021

Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob

Long mediocre hair and a good friend to the boys

Aye yo jacob tf yo ass doing after lake day?- the boys

by mxgbsn December 11, 2019

Jacob

A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.

Jacob pleases all the ladies

by Fudgednoodle March 20, 2024

Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a handsome asian boy that is very good at everything he does. Jacob is both intelligent and athletic giving you the best of both worlds.

"Is that Jacob" Girl 1
"Oh my god I love Jacob" Girl 2
"Jacob's intelligence and athleticism allures me towards him" Girl 1
"I can't resist Jacob's body"

by I love big men October 23, 2023

Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019