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Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.
Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.
by joeychan12 December 17, 2023
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Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.
You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.
by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017
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Zone

(in basketball, football, and hockey) a specific area of the court, field, or rink, especially one to be defended by a particular player.
"The quarterback quickly scanned the defense, looking for an open receiver as he searched for an opportunity to complete a pass in the opposing team's zone."
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
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Rumble zone 2.0

Let’s have pre’s in the rumble zone?
Naaaah mate heard it’s even worse than having pre’s in the rumble zone 2.0
by Squirty bumz October 30, 2020
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Relative Zone

When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.

True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
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Zone 1

A JToH area. Rarely do first-time players go here first. Has a LOT of towers.
Person 1: How's Zone 1?
Person 2: Three words. Lots. Of. Towers.
by blahblahblah12521 April 25, 2024
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lunch zoned

When you ask a girl out on a date, and she replies yes how about we do lunch.
Mike. Bro I just asked this girl out on a date, and she says ya how about we do lunch.

Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.

Mike. Man this some bull ****.
by hgo9889 October 14, 2014
mugGet the lunch zonedmug.

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