Smegma
Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.
Smegma is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female genitalia. In males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant.
That man's lack of personal hygiene resulted in a massive amount of hat cheese.
His dick was covered in hat cheese.
His dick was covered in hat cheese.
by wuutywuut June 19, 2009
The sickest hat u have ever seen. it makes white snow turn orange. dan once put a hat that smelled like shit on top of it.
Dan sucks
Dan sucks
by YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 22, 2005
The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987
by The Goochie April 22, 2022
The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
by Dicks In July 29, 2010
by MJ ALL DAY May 02, 2003
The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.
I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!
by Pr1nc355 August 01, 2006
A white chicks big ass that can sit on your face also called any Ass-hat or Cunt-cap is when a girls cunt is then placed on the males head like a hat.
1) Mark your mother is a real big ass-hat...
2) Man did you see that white girls Cunt-Cap it was sooo tight and wet god damn.
2) Man did you see that white girls Cunt-Cap it was sooo tight and wet god damn.
by Nigger butt plug October 27, 2008