have it both ways

to profit from two positions that are polar opposites

Contrary to popular belief, the powers that be can't have it both ways with drug laws.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2011

Alabama three-way

A sex act involving three old white guys.

"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way"

by Leap Day William May 21, 2012

one way street

A road you drive in the same direction as everyone else on... Most of the time.

My sister-"There's no traffic going the same way as me on this road!"

Me-"That's cause it's a one way street you idiot."

by Roberto Burbank-o December 16, 2008

milky way

When a man or a group of men ejaculates on the hair of a woman with dark hair, making it look like the milky way galaxy... or something close.

Guy: Hey, do you want a milky way? I got some in my place.
Girl: Sure.
(15 minutes later...)
Girl: Eww, this is the worst milky way I've ever had!
Guy: I've seen worse.

by Black pseudonym April 15, 2008

ocky way

A tik-tok slang used for cool people only.

"Dude, this baconeggandcheese is literally the ocky way!"

by dyze44 June 11, 2022

long way down

Long way down is a three word sentence that mean "on the way to hell"

Hey man! I missed Sunday mass, it's a surely a long way down for me

by holymolyjen September 16, 2016

Viennese three-way

A sexual encounter involving three people, two of whom are classical musicians. This gives the sex act an intriguing dynamic. Gender doesn't matter.

When Ted was in Chicago last week he scored a Viennese three-way with a couple of hot violinists.

by gravity train January 24, 2009