Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 12, 2020

Hood

The heart of a gang were shit goes down from drugs to killings

Ex..Wass Craccin Cuz.? Nuttin juss kiccin it in tha hood wit the work

by AsianGirlsLuvIt July 07, 2012

Hood

Reference to doing Anal or Butt Stuff or the butt region in general

I was about to go to town on Jason’s hood before he had to go home

by Zachary Smith Aka Pølar January 24, 2023

Tom Hood

someone who calls girls fat and are mean to their friends

tom hood “hey step on this drain”

by lolyoulooklikeretard January 13, 2021

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart July 31, 2011

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 05, 2018

Robin in the hood

A young man from a ghetto who believes himself to be a liberator of fine goods (chains, wallets, etc) from wealthy people to give to the less fortunate.

Jayquan went robin in the hood today and got me a gold chain!

by YouWotM8 October 11, 2014