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by anonymous January 22, 2022

Conversation Hearts

Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.

by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022

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My heart's in Budapest

I'm hungry.

Originally a play on words as Budapest is the capital city of Hungary.

Hey man, my heart's in Budapest wanna get some lunch?

by Wa!Tanuki June 5, 2021

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Posting right now I shouldn’t do…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…

I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…

No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…

My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.

Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…

On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!

He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…

YOU have my heart…

by a dream and 💔 December 29, 2023

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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

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Triple heart broken

this is when you are heart broken times three and even one time is really really bad and can make someone want to commit suicide.. and doctors don't help they just be making it worst for people to want to do it even more. let me explain a example of how someone can be triple heart broken. so let's say someone lost their wife who he really love and was the best man possible to her, let's say this happen because their new born daughter was killed. that two heart broken effects right there, and now let's say some girl that is evil but looks really good in public and is a young girl or pretending to be a young girl and can still can pretend to be young underage girl at the age of 28. let's say this girl was mad he wouldn't date her and shes beautiful and sexy and he's faithful to his wife. and she lie on him and said he rape her. to lock him up thinking he scared to have sex with her because she under age and would go to prison for it and she make it happen anyway when she thinks he was trying to avoid it. and let's say this guy is a hero who always protect all girls and women from rape and he hates it and vowed to GOD he wouldn't even do it. and an example of an Quad heart break that is four times he could of rape his wife in the beginning before they got married and couldn't help his strong feelings of love for her.

he's triple heart broken? i doubt he's still living through that immense pain agony and suffering mix up no matter how much time passes by, even his old lost wife ask why are you still hurting?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 23, 2022

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