A lazy mother fucker. Often incapable of preforming simple task, such as there job. Often complain about working and needing help. Complete oppesit oF a Packer hand!
Man these fishing hand are more worthless than dog shit, I would trade all of them for one Packer hand.
by j hawk August 31, 2010
Get the fishing handmug. a baseball or basketball jock that loves man-loving. They particularly like to catch balls and throw their balls at other men. They will never let go of someone's balls before throughly fondling it. They like to get naked and have butt sex in the locker room and showers. They love to use their hands to stroke the balls of the other jocks. They are the type of men who refuse to have a girls' sports team because they would have less room for gay sex with other ass-obsessed jocks. They also refuse to wear a uniform that does not immediately communicate to everyone what a flamer they are. They can usually be seen touching each other's asses before any game starts to show each other the butt-loving commitment they make to each other.
Guy: Look at that hand fairy. He loves to feel that jock's balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.
by Tank6 June 16, 2008
Get the hand fairymug. by Mark E. July 20, 2006
Get the Hand Releasemug. Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.
Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.
by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003
Get the talk to the handmug. When you are in the shower, and you cup your hand to the bottom of your bum. Then when your hand cup has been filled with shower water, fart into it and make bubbles like a jacuzzi.
I made a hand jacuzzi in the shower this morning when i farted into my hand that was cupped with water against my bum.
by Rat City February 13, 2010
Get the Hand Jacuzzimug. 1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
by opd868 September 25, 2013
Get the Hand jobmug. "I'm in New York at the Puerto Rican day parade,
then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin hand grenades." - Ludacris: Pimpin' All Over the World
then at night I'm in New Orleans drinkin hand grenades." - Ludacris: Pimpin' All Over the World
by Kyle H September 28, 2005
Get the hand grenademug.