i've got you a prezzie

I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.

Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present

Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie

by #neonRainbowAndUnicornsGirl May 25, 2014

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 28, 2015

I just got here

What you say when you were waiting on a person for two hours.

"Hi, sorry I'm late."
"It's ok, I just got here."

by DevoDude April 1, 2021

got my ears lowered

I got a haircut

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.

by Poppi July 25, 2021

You just got Wilson'ed

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.

You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.

by Topless Thug. Silky Johnson May 10, 2020

I got you faded

Responding to and/or completing the request or task

That was fast I just asked, I got you faded.

by Mstessy September 18, 2022

Cat got your Tongue

An idiom meaning you’re being unusually quiet or aren’t saying much.

Also a euphemism for performing oral sex on a female.

“You haven’t said anything all morning. What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue?”

“I couldn’t say anything when I was eating that pussy! Her cat had my tongue!”

by Sukon Mabalsak January 25, 2022