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Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.
Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?
by Flatlander April 16, 2005
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Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.
an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."
by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008
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fingerdoodle

Randomly drawing in the air with a finger.
When she was bored, she'd fingerdoodle lazily.
by Eliza Li February 4, 2009
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finger blitz

to jam your index and middle fingers into a vagina then remove and repeat with the other hand repeatedly until she squirts.
I called jess to make sure she could still walk after that intense finger blitzing.
by spring break 06 for life October 14, 2010
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Fingered it out in the end

When a gay person realizes that they are gay.
Alex was always asked if he was gay, and he always vehemently denied it until one day he met a new "friend" at the bar...Alex fingered it out in the end.
by 32spacemen May 10, 2011
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Fingerblast Mobile

1) An automobile designed specifically for maximum ability to get fingerblasted while sitting in the drivers seat.

2) A vehicle with maximum grocery, soccer ball, and child storage, but also plenty of space to get fingerblasted in the parking lot behind Jo-Ann Fabrics.
Fingerblast Mobile:
Jeep Grand Cherokee/Liberty/Compass/Patriot/Commander/JK Wrangler
Toyota Land Cruiser
Nissan Pathfinder
Chevrolet Trailblazer
Dodge Durango
Hummer H2 and H3
Toyota 4Runner
Nissan Xterra
by Taintwienerson April 26, 2013
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Finger Bombing

Not to be confused with finger blasting, finger bombing involves fully exiting and re-entering the vagina (or anus) with one's finger(s). Unlike finger blasting, whereby the fingers remain inside the orifice once introduced, finger bombing is unique in its repetitive and forceful entry and exit.
Nick: Hey man, how was your date last night with that Vietnamese chick?

Joe: It was awesome. I started finger blasting her nice and easy to get things going. Then she wanted me to go harder.

Nick: Let me guess, you turned it up a notch and started finger bombing her ass!

Joe: You know me too well!
by Sauna Studs December 2, 2015
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