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Nod Father

Refers to the movie the God Father, a person on fentanyl that nods more than anyone else around the room, the one that controls the fentanyl that's being used
That guys got so much fentanyl that he must be the Nod Father
by Stephon hubb January 16, 2026
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Deadbeat father

Someone that don’t care if their child lives or dies, someone who don’t check on there kids and maybe call on there birthday, they don’t care how their child are affected. Long as Dad is able to do as he please and pop in and out when he please, he know he got the father of the year card for doing absolutely nothing. Why mom’s suffering to make sure the kids have everything they need and want, cause she has to pick up the slack the idiot want do, but want a pat on the back from his kids. He don’t call to see how they doing in school, he don’t even check to see if his living arrangements are good, don’t care to see the child at all. Want the child to come to him, so he want have to put in no effort want the child to call him so he want have to call. Never have anything to give the child money, advice, hugs, no I love you nothing. And it’s really because the idiot don’t have an inch in his body of love for that child, he just know he have a child. However Dad have money to get high, haircuts, gambling and going out. Why mom’s suffering dealing with going without not living life and sometimes unappreciated by her kids. But the kids find it in there heart to see dad is not doing anything wrong just since he does nothing. And call here and there. Most kids can’t name one thing there dad did for them willingly or purchased, make sure school going good, said I love you, or took them somewhere with his money not no one’s else money his. But he call and none of it matters.
deadbeat father don’t give af about there kid well being, not there emotional, supportive, or just advice. Some who have enough money to get high. But can’t reach out to there kids.
by Deadbeat Father February 3, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 23, 2025
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Baby Father

“ Isn’t that Jessica’s baby daddy

“ Girl Jessica is white, that’s her baby father…get it right.”
by Sluttymcslutslut94 March 1, 2025
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Baby father

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father
by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025
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