A guy who works as a car lawyer and can transform into a car he date's cars and turned his mom into a car
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Get the Ethanmug. by Tomandbob November 20, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A funny guy with a great personality, cares for his friends quite a bit, despite being black with a white name he’s a great person. The two words “night sky” define him well, his thirst for water grows along with his cock
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Get the Ethan tobymug. HE IS THE BRODA OF THE BRODAS , HE HAS MANY ALIAS EHTANPYTHON, RACCOON HAIR, HE IS FEARD AMONG FELLOW GAMERS HIS PRESENCE CAN NEVER BE FORESEEN. HIS MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LIKE HE DONT KNOW NOBODY,
by BRODA BOI 123 January 22, 2019
Get the ETHAN BRODAmug. He is the worst guy you can find. If you are a girl don’t fall in love with him fall in love with an actual guy and not a player like him. He will make you fall in love with his words but unfortunately,he is a good liar.
He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
by Hmb ethan June 17, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Often mistaken for Ferb or a Skyscraper. Has spent 17 years and will spend the definite future in Woverty. Lives in Wykin so most definitely the highest calibre of Incest. Father neglects and leaves at a young age from embarrassment of creating such a ‘thing’. Mother and sister are grim Nitty Prostitutes however do it for Bourbons rather than an actual currency.
Person 1: I had to run from my family.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
Person 2: How come that must’ve been extremely hard to do.
Person 1: Honestly it was the easiest thing I’ve ever done because my newborn son was an Ethan
Person 2: Easy decision then I couldn’t imagine my son being Incest, Broke and let alone have a nitty Whore mother and sister.
by Big sumpy February 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him. and is the best at every sport
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