Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.
Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.
by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014
Get the albany dutch oven mug.Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
by kennyboye February 16, 2015
Get the dutch wedding ring mug.laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
Get the Dutch Pressure Cooker mug.When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌
by Kodak999 August 16, 2019
Get the Dutch dock adventure mug.Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017
Get the Flying Dutch Man mug.Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.
by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020
Get the Blind Dutch Rudder mug.When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.
by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017
Get the dutch duffle bag mug.